Dentist-- Crown Him with Many Crowns
Contractor-- The Church's One Foundation
Tailor-- Holy, Holy, Holy
Golfer-- There is a Green Hill Far Away
Politician-- Standing on the Promises
Optometrist-- Open my Eyes that I Might See
IRA agent-- I Surrender All
Gossip-- Pass It On
Electrician-- Send the Light
Doctor-- The Great Physician
And for the motorists...
45 mph-- God Will Take Care of You
55 mph-- Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
65 mph-- Nearer My God To Thee
75 mph-- Nearer Still Nearer
85 mph-- This World Is Not My Home
95 mph-- Lord, I'm Coming Home
over 100-- Precious Memories
Laugh, people, laugh! It's a great day to be alive, is it not?! :)
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